How Toby Young got where he isn’t today | Stewart Lee

Even declarations of love from Michael Gove and Kirstie Allsopp couldn’t help the self-styled Maverick ToadmeisterThe grindingly algorithmic controversialist Toby Young was always painfully and obviously in the oedipal shadow of his socialist intellectual father, Michael Young. Each of his desperately politically incorrect tweets was an attempt to cuckold and castrate his progenitor.Toby Young has wasted his life spitting cold mucus at a ghost and throwing clumps of his own hot excrement at a shade, a raging zoo monkey. Toby Young was at war with a phantom cloud of semen, long since turned to dust motes, bobbing on the west London thermals. But, because I am kind and good, I take no pleasure in the slow-motion farce of his downfall. Continue reading......

13 Published By - Theguardian.com - Politics news, UK and world political comment and analysis - 2018.01.14. 11:00
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